This all happened a little while ago. I was at the Shed on a Thursday night and Kiz was giving me a Steven Spielberg between sets about how he hates when people’s socks don’t match their shoes. ‘I’m a repeat offender,’ I said to him, lowering the barbell down to the rack. Well, if I’m being honest, it started earlier than that. My boss took me out to some underground whisky bar in the city and when she saw my socks she goes, ‘You know only paedophiles wear white socks and black shoes?’