Remember I was born in 2010 so that by 2022, when ChatGPT went to its debutante ball online, I was 12. Cherry, ripe for the picking. I would in fact say (or whisper) that I was therefore on the crispycusp of every thing-thing. I have always loved my name: ‘Alice Ingleton’. I link ‘Alice’ to the Carroller who invented the pop-popular rabbit hole. Please note that ‘Ingleton’ means ‘settlement of the wolf’. So it is strangely satisfactory for a girl-person who trucks (rhyme?) with AI.