Culture

By Anonymous (not verified) , 29 June, 2024
Fairy story
The prime minister called a presser to address these urgent issues, at the end of which he took off his jacket, pulled off his pants to reveal legs as slender as two threads of yarn and beat his wings hard. Papers flew, journos covered their faces with clipboards, iPads, notebooks, and he shot out the window, followed by the naked head of ASIO and a dozen prominent journalists whose journalism had long ago folded from interrogation into pure raging spite.
By Anonymous (not verified) , 22 June, 2024
A cloth hangs over a tap in a suburban kitchen.
All those houses in the ’burbs were built like they were ships made for each family to survive some flood. Not a literal flood. Another kind of flood. But it turns out they’re not seaworthy. They can’t save anyone. And they’re all drowning out there. I don’t know if you’ve stood in an empty house in the suburbs, but I’ll tell you for a fact they do creak that way.