He’ll stare like it’s the last caviar on earth. He’ll get sweaty, scratch his neck. The President knows he can’t keep any of the Presidential Gifts – that ancient samurai sword from Japan; the latest PlayStation, also from Japan – but that doesn’t mean he has to be thrilled about it. It would have been cool to keep that sword. Try to assassinate him then! And the PlayStation… Well, he prefers the Xbox anyway – proper American gaming. But the President loves food like he loves democracy. Like he loves the flag.