The boy says, ‘You’re the one who writes novels, aren’t you?’ Patrick doesn’t reply. He did, he wrote one, it won an award but no one would publish it, but he thinks now, this might make a good novel, about what happens when you fuck your employees around, when you give them two weeks’ notice when you know they’ve got a million-dollar mortgage. The boy says, ‘I was thinking of becoming a writer,’ and Patrick laughs, almost runs into a van, says, ‘That’d be the dumbest decision of your life.’