It’s not as if they don’t all know. She’s told them, several times. She explained when the family WhatsApp messages went round about who was bringing what and who needed the most room in the freezer and what kinds of berries would not cost a fortune, the endless chipper shorthand as if they all were genuinely looking forward to seeing each other and couldn’t wait to wade through first the logistics and then the bacchanalian blowout all over again.